So I Bet Paulina Gretzky Wouldn’t Miss the Ryder Cup, and I Won

Dustin Johnson and Paulina Gretzky Ryder Cup
Dustin Johnson takes a picture of Paulina Gretzky before the 2018 Ryder Cup Gala dinner at the Palace of Versailles on Sep. 26, 2018 in Paris, France. Photo by Richard Heathcote/Getty Images

A couple of weeks ago, Dustin Johnson and Paulina Gretzky were reportedly splitsville. In fact it was so damn serious that Gretzky deleted a bunch of Instagram photos.

After rumors spread that he was quote “banging some cougar” (which was denied), DJ’s reps put out a statement that read something like: “Every relationship goes through its ups and down… but we love each other very much and are committed to being a family.”

Anyways… I was talking about it last weekend with my buddy while we were flipping back and forth between football and Tiger. DJ had missed a short putt that could have cost him $10 million, and my buddy said something like, “Paulina’s never gonna take him back now.” I replied, “No way in hell was she missing out on the Ryder Cup.”

So we bet $20 bucks.

And I won!

Dustin Johnson and Paulina Gretzky Ryder Cup
Dustin Johnson takes a picture of Paulina Gretzky before the 2018 Ryder Cup Gala dinner at the Palace of Versailles on Sep. 26, 2018 in Paris, France. Photo by Richard Heathcote/Getty Images

On Wednesday, the two arrived at the Palace of Versailles for the Ryder Cup Gala with a few wire photos showing DJ working hard to get out of Paulina’s doghouse — by snapping new pics of her ass for Instagram.

Dustin Johnson and Paulina Gretzky Ryder Cup
Dustin Johnson takes a picture of Paulina Gretzky before the 2018 Ryder Cup Gala dinner at the Palace of Versailles on Sep. 26, 2018 in Paris, France. Photo by Richard Heathcote/Getty Images
Jena Sims Paulina Gretzky Ryder Cup
Jena Sims (Brooks Koepka) takes a selfie with Paulina Gretzky (Dustin Johnson) before the Ryder Cup Gala dinner at the Palace of Versailles ahead of the 2018 Ryder Cup on Sep. 26, 2018 in Versailles, France. Photo by Richard Heathcote/Getty Images

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