Let’s cut to the chase: the Rory McIlroy, propped up by the golf media, is not the Real Rory McIlroy.
The Real Rory McIlroy is the classless clown who oddly needed to troll LIV Golf after winning the FedEx Cup. It’s also the pint-sized punk who weirdly called out Greg Norman after winning the Canadian Open.
Think about that for a second: imagine after winning LIV Golf’s season-long title, Talor Gooch decided to troll the PGA Tour? Or after winning a LIV Golf event, Dustin Johnson called out PGA Tour commissioner Jay Monahan?
The Real Rory McIlroy is also the low-IQ goober who – out of the blue – f-bombed Phil Mickelson during his appearance on the Netflix series.
We could go on and on and on and on… but you get the gist. The guy is a total punk.
To insiders, this is well known. Even his media allies acknowledge his vindictiveness.
Providing another example to my forthcoming book on the “golf’s biggest little phony,” the 34-year-old Northern Irishman took to Twitter, now called X, and for no apparent reason, other than possibly booze, decided to virtually sucker punch Henrik Stenson – one of the nicest guys on tour.
The best thing to happen to the 2023 Euro Ryder cup team was Henrik going to LIV!
— Rory McIlroy (@McIlroyRory) December 9, 2023
Ryder Cup legend Ian Poulter, a teammate of Stenson on the LIV tour, chimed in to sarcastically highlight McIlroy’s (phony) media-contrived narrative, thus it couldn’t possibly be him.
Guys calm down …. This is a parody fake account.. Rory McIlroy wouldn’t say this. it’s fake I promise you. He is a class act and wouldn’t say that about a Team mate. ?????????
— Ian Poulter (@IanJamesPoulter) December 10, 2023
Another Majesticks’ teammate, Lee Westwood, also took a shot at Rory’s faux nice-guy image.
Nice to see the season of good will in full swing! Merry Christmas!!! https://t.co/d95JWiXDR9
— Lee Westwood (@WestwoodLee) December 10, 2023
The last time McIlroy drunk tweeted, his wife took away his Twitter account. So, the narrative of a boozed-out Irishman was a common reply.
Get your wife to take your Twitter account back Rory
— TheApexHound (@TheApexHound) December 10, 2023
Few beers tonight, the lad ?
— Joe Grundy (@JoeGrundy) December 9, 2023
He must be drunk
— The Big Kahuna (@KahunaM13) December 10, 2023
Stay off the weeeeeed Rors…
— Christoffer Dacke (@CDacke) December 10, 2023
Rory was on the red ? lastnight
— Barry Hussey (@barryhuzzy) December 10, 2023
Rory has had a few and I love it
— K (@Kieranbcfc2) December 9, 2023
This sounds like a combination of one too many drinks and a lack of class but not the first time unfortunately.
— Adam Tauszky (@Leap_year_man) December 10, 2023
It’s a shame he’s talking bad of former teammates probs just a few to many and a bit angry his @TGL tent blew away and already a member of his Boston Common team is off to @livgolf_league thoughts are with him at this difficult time ??
— DRLOWDEN (@dlowds) December 10, 2023
Love it when Rory gets a lil wine drunk
— Glades (@GladesSaratoga) December 10, 2023
Several also mentioned Rory’s major-winning dry spell (10 years!). Is this the real reason he’s so angry?
I remember the last time Henrik won a major but having trouble remembering the last time you did…..
— Fed Funds.AI, CFA (@FedFundsfed) December 10, 2023
Rory where are you? pic.twitter.com/TgsDZJTt8F
— Jason M. (@Jmillwood77) December 10, 2023
What's happened to you Rory? What an awful thing to say about a great European Ryder Cup player and more recent major champion than you. When you made some very questionable commercial decisions in your career, I don't remember any of your Ryder Cup team mates turning on you…
— Fletch (@Happyfletch) December 10, 2023
Dunking on a guy whose name is on the Claret Jug is a take.
— Michael Gallagher (@MGallagher1977) December 10, 2023
Rory’s famous “dead in the water” comment was mocked as well.
— Iamdeco__ (@Iamdeco__) December 10, 2023
Famous quotes of history,
(TV) “People will soon get tired of staring at a plywood box every night.”
“Y2K is a crisis without precedent in human history.”
(Beatles) “The only thing different is the hair, as far as I can see. I give them a year.”
“(LIV) is dead in the water.”
— Thomas Brennan (@TechnicianPGA) December 10, 2023
The comments were about 90-10 against the “sad,” “low-class,” “bitter,” “immature,” “nasty,” “dark,” “beta,” “spineless,” “small,” “bitter,” “classless,” “jaded,” “damaged,” “crybaby,” “loser” named Rory McIlroy.
Rory, your true colors are dark….. Sad.
— Matt Cathey (@mcathey37700) December 10, 2023
Man…I’m losing respect for you when you say that about someone no matter what ? it’s just sad. Stenson has made so much for the European team in the history of Ryder cup. Feel sorry for you @McIlroyRory that you have to take it that low
— Peter (@AimbotLopez) December 10, 2023
It’s so funny watching Rory cry.
— Brandon allen (@Wc1614) December 10, 2023
Quiet down beta
— tyranthunter01 (@Tyrant_Hunter1) December 10, 2023
Why would you say such a thing. Very nasty and unfair. You’re taking this all too personal and can’t wait to see your media speech when you join LIV as well.
— James Scurfield (@JamesScurf) December 10, 2023
The crying award goes to!!….Rory Mcllroy … congratulations ?? Rory!!! ???
— Kevyn Keo (@KevynKeo) December 10, 2023
You are losing fans bud!
— Sean (@SeanWallyNV) December 10, 2023
Hopefully Rory’s account has been compromised. Otherwise, that’s a really low class comment.
— Nick Wright (@NickJamesWright) December 10, 2023
If this really is Rory, what a sad bitter little man, I really hope this isn’t him!
— Dale Robson (@DaleJBSAFC) December 10, 2023
Spineless thing to say
— tyler (@tylercantbrk100) December 10, 2023
Rory looks more bitter and small in all of this by the day.
— Lee J. (@LeeJay___) December 10, 2023
I had to check if this the real account
— Dead Solid Perfect?️ (@Deadsolidp) December 10, 2023
You are such a dick! I guess Jon likes Henrik more than he likes you. No?
— Hank’s Army (@liv2golfone) December 10, 2023
I use to think the Fuck You Phil on Netflix was unfortunate and out of character. Guess it wasn’t out of character after all. Not sure Stenson deserves the wrath of Monahan induced stress & anger.
— Kyle (@kylelabat) December 10, 2023
Rory is a very jaded damaged immature person.
For someone who has kids and millions of fans he certainly doesn't know how to be a decent human being that inspires people.
Instead elevates himself by bringing others down.
Sad existence.— NTP Golf (@NTPGolf66) December 10, 2023
Luke was a great captain and your team played incredibly well, but that comment is inappropriate and beneath you
— George Beardsley (@GBeardsley) December 9, 2023
Does Rory still play at the LIV Golf feeder tour?
— Brandon Els (@TheOldCootBiker) December 10, 2023
LIV lives rent-free in your head bro
Charmin soft— Scott Goulette (@scottyg_ap) December 10, 2023
wow. Absolutely no class here
— Ben “BT12” Tilley (@OfficialBT_12) December 10, 2023
Surely Rorys X has been hacked…… Been some real dodgy tweets coming from this account.
— Scott Hend (@hendygolf) December 10, 2023
Except leaving for LIV didn't DQ him. Your beloved DPT did that. The same DPT you are now begging to let LIV guys play because without Rahm and Hatton you guys will get smoked. Assuming the US gets rid of ZJ that is…
— LIV'r & Onions! (@LIVRandONIONS) December 10, 2023
Wow. I'm not denying the Ryder Cup with Luke as the Captain wasn't awesome for us as Europeans. Luke and his team did a phenomenal job. But this a very cheap shot at a European Golf Legend. We will never know what would've happened with Henrik as Captain. IMO this is classless…
— Johan van der Meer (@SinhoJohan) December 9, 2023
Rory, I really want to like you. One of the best golfers of a generation, who I should have massive respect for – but I don't – because of comments like this….
Have a word with yourself buddy.
— LadGolf (@lad_golf) December 9, 2023
The most lucrative win of your career in the last 10 years was your PIP win. Keep things like this coming to secure the next one! At least you can’t choke on a Sunday to lose dat PIP!
— Lorenzo (@herecozoffomo) December 10, 2023
Henrik Stenson deserves more respect than that, Donald did very well but was still second choice!
— David Torrance (@4175Knight) December 10, 2023
Love that Rory shows how much of a loser he is every time he opens his mouth.
— Jason Stark (@jrstark3) December 10, 2023
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