Rick Reilly is a sad, pitiful little man who’s spent the past few months on Twitter begging President Donald Trump to mention him in order to promote his stupid book. (It’s not the first time Reilly begged someone to mention his Twitter account.)
The mental midget was in fact so confident that Trump would mention him in a tweet that he posted some goofy odds (fourth from top).
Here’s a round-up of the most pathetic tweets from the 60-something year old degenerate:
(Note: The most recent tweets are at top, and you can see the desperation bleed in for the old dip-wad, from playful teases to full-blown derangement. As if POTUS would play a round of golf with this goon-bag.)
Hey @realDonaldTrump… I told this AP reporter I'd take you on for 18 holes for $100k… As long as we both had rules officials with us and you don't get to use one of your cheating caddies… You game? https://t.co/rwWSLCvnq6
— Rick Reilly (@ReillyRick) April 2, 2019
My dad started paying me $200k a year as a toddler. I bought 15 golf courses and get to declare myself champion of any tournament we hold even when I'm not there. I'm a winner! #WhitePrivilege @realDonaldTrump
— Rick Reilly (@ReillyRick) March 30, 2019
Why Arnold Palmer would hate what Trump is doing to golf. #CommanderInCheat
Is out today… https://t.co/sV8IeQo6Dj— Rick Reilly (@ReillyRick) April 2, 2019
Hey @realdonaldtrump if you’re so “unbeatable” at golf, how come you always stink when playing on TV? Why have you never made the cut at Pebble? Never made top half at Tahoe? “Stormy” weather? … #CommanderInCheat" is out tomorrow.
pre-order …
https://t.co/QocHXirQ7p pic.twitter.com/ed10lmr30s— Rick Reilly (@ReillyRick) April 1, 2019
Latest odds for @realDonaldTrump's first tweet about my book:
"Loser" — 1/1
"Horrible golfer" — 3/1
"Worst writer in America!" — 8/1
"Well, I cheat so much I probably had this coming" — 1,000,000-1#CommanderInCheat is out Tuesday.
pre-order: https://t.co/QocHXirQ7p— Rick Reilly (@ReillyRick) March 31, 2019
Uh-oh … @realDonaldTrump isn't going to like this at all .. https://t.co/yiB0WmfIg4
— Rick Reilly (@ReillyRick) March 30, 2019
Hey @realDonaldTrump are you coming to my book signing in DC Wednesday night? I'll be telling people how Mike Tirico, Brad Faxon, Doc Rivers + others all say you cheated in front of them!
Solid State Books, 7 p.m.
We'll try to have cold hamberders!#CommanderInCheat pic.twitter.com/UILgZaDIFJ— Rick Reilly (@ReillyRick) March 30, 2019
Want to get 6 shots better at golf without actually improving?
Give your handicap The Trump Bump! Try it out … https://t.co/YTMeCfhV4a pic.twitter.com/oKNcbQ5WTm— Rick Reilly (@ReillyRick) March 27, 2019
How did @realdonaldtrump try to cheat Tiger Woods? … check out the video … COMMANDER IN CHEAT is out April 2 … (pre-order on Amazon)https://t.co/kN3pBSBRwy
— Rick Reilly (@ReillyRick) March 25, 2019
Hey @realdonaldtrump … You becoming president is KILLING your golf biz … Find out why in my new book — Commander In Cheat: How Golf Explains Trump — out April 2. Pre-order on Amazon … https://t.co/eSn8BWRaOs
— Rick Reilly (@ReillyRick) March 18, 2019
